Why Office “Perks” Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

With benefits like these, who needs drawbacks? Welcome aboard!

1. You get paid vacation days!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

But you can’t use them during the two weeks blacked out before and after every major holiday.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity
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2. You get sick days!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

That no one ever takes when they’re actually sick.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity
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Instead they come to work and infect everyone else. Repeat ad nauseum.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

3. You get free snacks!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity
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But someone else always gets the last of the good ones right before you.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity
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4. You get a complimentary gym membership!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

That you will never use.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

5. You get your own cubicle!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

But it doesn’t dampen sound at all.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

6. You get lightning fast Internet!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

But every site in the world is blocked.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

7. You get a 401k and stock options!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity
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But are afraid to admit you don’t understand what the hell that means.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

8. And of course, you make salary now!

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

Which means no more overtime pay. Ever.

Why Office "Perks" Secretly Destroy Your Sanity

Why Office “Perks” Secretly Destroy Your Sanity.

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