The top quotes in politics… “Well I kind of feel like that, we are winning. And I’m not on any drugs.” —Sen. Rand Paul comparing the GOP to Charlie Sheen. “Meanwhile I’m stuck here making $172,000.” —Rep. Phil Gingrey, as quoted by NRO, complaining about his salary. “They never got …
“President Obama and I, we welcome, encourage, and see nothing but positive benefit from direct investment in the United States from Chinese businesses and Chinese entities. It means jobs.” —Vice President Joe Biden, Aug. 19, 2011, Beijing Could it really be that simple? American government officials at all levels are flocking …
The top quotes in politics… “I said that other texts and photos were likely to come out, and today they have.” — Former Rep. Anthony Weiner acknowledging more lewd messages. “He’s a very sick puppy.” — Donald Trump weighing in on Weiner’s sexting scandal. “Look, I failed. Big time.” — …
The top quotes in politics… “I thought we were friends.” — Sen. Mike Enzi reacting to Liz Cheney’s Senate challenge. “I think Sen. Enzi may be confused.” — Liz Cheneyresponding. “You know, we’ll see where the hell I am.” —Vice President Joe Biden on whether he’ll run for president in …
The top quotes in politics… “Nobody is listening to your telephone calls.” — President Barack Obama on the defensive. “The administration has now lost all credibility.” —The New York Times knocking the White House in a scathing (later updated) editorial. “You can take the mic, but I’m leaving.” — First …
The top quotes in politics… “Who’s going to jail?” — House Speaker John Boehner sounding off about the IRS scandal. “It’s unacceptable, and it’s shameful.” — Attorney General Eric Holder scolding Rep. Darrell Issa. “I don’t envy my colleagues sitting in that building right now.” —David Axelrod sympathizing with White …
The top quotes in politics… “The president’s brackets are always on time. His budgets? No so much.” — The House Republican conference knocking President Barack Obama. “It’s good to get away from Congress.” — President Barack Obama arriving in Tel Aviv. “You only tease the ones you love.” — House …
The top quotes in politics… “I would have worn different shoes.” — Sen. Rand Paul reflecting on his 13-hour filibuster. “You need strong convictions but also a strong bladder. — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid commending Paul’s effort. “It kills me not to be there” — Former Gov. Mitt Romney …
The top quotes in politics… “The last time I was ever drunk was at my bachelor party.” — Former Sen. Scott Brown denying drunk tweeting. “Buy a shotgun.” — Vice President Joe Biden advising a woman on how to protect herself. “He’s on another planet.” — President Barack Obama praising …
Vice President Joe Biden and NRA exec Wayne LaPierre have both made eyebrow-raising remarks during the debate on gun violence. John Deering and John Cole take those controversial comments a few steps further. cartoonistgroup.com/Creators Syndicate John Deering politicalcartoons.com John Cole/The Scranton Times-Tribune Double Take ‘Toons: Shooting Off Their Mouths? : …
The top quotes in politics… “I am not running.” — Vice President Joe Biden commenting on Pope Benedict XVI retiring. “I’m having coffee with Elvis this week.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin joking about a reporting error. “Are you our teacher?” — A preschooler in Decatur, Georgia greeting President …
The top quotes in politics… “As the saying goes, I have big heels to fill.” — Secretary of State John Kerry on day one of his new job. “It was easy, nothing to it.” — Vice President Joe Biden on winning the 2012 election. “Me likey Broke Girls.” — A …