The top quotes in politics …
“Call me cynical, but I wasn’t sure his views on marriage could get any gayer.” — Sen. Rand Paul talking about President Obama.
“Keep it clean out there, for heaven’s sake.” — CNN host Ashleigh Banfield tearing into an Obama spokesman over a campaign ad.
“I got this.” — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie joking around about the veepstakes.
“Half his teammates could be his kids.” — President Barack Obama poking fun at David Beckham.
“Just win, baby.” — House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on her 2012 goal.
“Because she is not part of the good old boys’ permanent political class.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin celebrating a primary upset.
“Mr. Speaker, I like it when you cry.” — Former President Bill Clinton addressing John Boehner.
“How about some ice cream?”— Vice President Joe Biden springing for treats at an Ohio Dairy Queen.
“I wonder if people have been out drinking tonight.” — Texas Rep. Pete Sessions at a late-night meeting of the House Rules Committee.
“People went like, ‘Uh-oh.’’ — Jimmy Kimmel on reactions to jokes he didn’t tell at the White House Correspondants’ Dinner.