Week in one-liners: Cruz, Obama, Booker – POLITICO.com

“I’m working on my short game.”— Former President Bill Clinton talking up his golf skills in a tweet to Rory McIlroy.

“Bob Filner is a creepy looking guy.” — NBC’s Chuck Todd taking a dig at the embattled San Diego mayor.

“I wouldn’t want Larry Summers to mow my yard.” — Sen. Pat Roberts slamming a Federal Reserve chair candidate.

“I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.” — Sen. Ted Cruz making light of attention from his birth certificate.

“It would be a dream come true.” — Rep. Kerry Bentivolio on impeaching the president.

“She’s friskier.” — President Barack Obama describing the family’s new puppy, Sunny.

“I say, “woof.” — Newark Mayor Cory Booker reacting to Pomeranian Cory Booker

Week in one-liners: Cruz, Obama, Booker – POLITICO.com.

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