“I’m working on my short game.”— Former President Bill Clinton talking up his golf skills in a tweet to Rory McIlroy.
“Bob Filner is a creepy looking guy.” — NBC’s Chuck Todd taking a dig at the embattled San Diego mayor.
“I wouldn’t want Larry Summers to mow my yard.” — Sen. Pat Roberts slamming a Federal Reserve chair candidate.
“I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.” — Sen. Ted Cruz making light of attention from his birth certificate.
“It would be a dream come true.” — Rep. Kerry Bentivolio on impeaching the president.
“She’s friskier.” — President Barack Obama describing the family’s new puppy, Sunny.
“I say, “woof.” — Newark Mayor Cory Booker reacting to Pomeranian Cory Booker