The top quotes in politics…
“… I have to admit, I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be.” — President Barack Obama joking around at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
“Fox is the jocks, MSNBC is the nerds…NPR is the table for kids with peanut allergies.” — Conan O’Brien jabbing the media during his routine.
“That #WHCD was pathetic.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin bashing the dinner.
“We’ve got your back!” — First lady Michelle Obama tweeting her support to NBA center Jason Collins.
“I’m looking forward to personally congratulating America’s great sex pioneer.” — Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt endorsing Mark Sanford.
“She went there.” — A debate moderator noting Elizabeth Colbert Busch’s reference to Sanford’s affair.
“That probably puts me somewhere just below pond scum.” — Sen. Jeff Flake commenting on a poll of his political popularity.