The top quotes in politics …
“Mommy and me will get the exact same tattoo.” — President Barack Obama explaining his strategy for keeping his daughters ink-free.
“I’m just hoping that he throws up on a world leader between now and then.” — Conan O’Brien on sharing the WHCD stage with Obama.
“…I’m not going to let that tool go unused.” — Former Rep. Anthony Weiner on why he’s back on Twitter.
“Those bathroom sketches were wonderful, but at my age I think I should keep my suit.” —Former President Bill Clinton joking about George W. Bush’s paintings.
“Run!” — Former President George W. Bush encouraging his brother Jeb to run for president.
“We’ve had enough Bushes.” —Former first lady Barbara Bush weighing in.