Week in one-liners: Boehner, Obama, Biden – POLITICO.com

The top quotes in politics…

“The president’s brackets are always on time. His budgets? No so much.” — The House Republican conference knocking President Barack Obama.

“It’s good to get away from Congress.” — President Barack Obama arriving in Tel Aviv.

“You only tease the ones you love.” — House Speaker John Boehner responding to Obama’s remark.

“I’m not gay. So I’m not going to marry one.” — Sen. Saxby Chambliss on same-sex marriage.

“You can’t call someone ugly and expect them to go to the prom with you.” — Dick Armey on Hispanic voters and the GOP.

“Was the president’s wife enchanting?” — A kindergartener asking New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie about dinner with the Obamas.

“If you can’t get the deer in three shots, you shouldn’t be hunting. You are an embarrassment.” — Vice President Joe Biden talking about guns.

“The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.” — Rep. Steve Stockman tweeting about Utah Earth Day.

 

Week in one-liners: Boehner, Obama, Biden – POLITICO.com.

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