Week in one-liners: Brown, Biden, Reid – POLITICO.com

The top quotes in politics…

“The last time I was ever drunk was at my bachelor party.” — Former Sen. Scott Brown denying drunk tweeting.

“Buy a shotgun.” — Vice President Joe Biden advising a woman on how to protect herself.

“He’s on another planet.” — President Barack Obama praising Tiger Woods.

“This is my mid-life crisis.” — First lady Michelle Obama talking about her bangs.

“Grab free donuts and coffee before Obama grabs your gun!” — A message from Rep. Steve Stockman’s office to Hill staffers.

“Sure, why not?” — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid when asked if he’ll run in 2016.

“Get ready for 2 minutes of jokes, then 40 minutes on public employee pension reform.” — Conan O’Brien on his upcoming Correspondents’ Dinner routine.

Week in one-liners: Brown, Biden, Reid – POLITICO.com.

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