The top quotes in politics…
“I am not running.” — Vice President Joe Biden commenting on Pope Benedict XVI retiring.
“I’m having coffee with Elvis this week.” — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin joking about a reporting error.
“Are you our teacher?” — A preschooler in Decatur, Georgia greeting President Obama.
“It has turned into a childish spectacle.” — Justice Antonin Scalia on the State of the Union.
“I needed water, what am I going to do?” — Florida Sen. Marco Rubio on getting thirsty during his SOTU response.
“I have more support than the president at his own speech.” — Rocker Ted Nugent knocking Obama.
“If mama’s happy, everybody’s happy.” — President Barack Obama giving Valentine’s Day advice.