As he previously revealed, and subsequently tried to cover up, Newt Gingrich taped an episode of Jay Leno’s Good Times Comedy Program with Snooki, monochromatic harbinger of irrelevancy.
Who looks the least happy in this photograph? Is it Callista, remembering that when she first started her affair with Newt, he was one of the most powerful politicians in Washington and trying to figure out how it came to this? Is it Newt, who doesn’t think it’s fair that animals should get to spend all day at the zoo when humans are animals too, and they have to leave the zoo when it closes? Or Snooki, who hasn’t moved her lips or hands since 2009?